Avengers: Infinity War


Anthony Russo, Joe Russo




Robert Downey Jr., Josh Brolin, Mark Ruffalo, Tom Hiddleston, Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, Jeremy Renner, Chris Pratt, Elizabeth Olsen, Sebastian Stan, Benedict Cumberbatch, Paul Bettany


Christopher Markus, Stephen McFeely


Kevin Feige


Release Date

4 May 2018

The Avengers and their Super Hero allies must be willing to sacrifice all in an attempt to defeat the powerful Thanos before his blitz of devastation and ruin puts an end to the universe.


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Thriller: The end is near, when I’m done, half of humanity will still exist.

Joe: We are life.

Raven: Guys welcome to the Infinity war non spoiler review, I’m Raven G.S.

Sam: I’m Sam (Mr BLitztek)

Joe: and I am Joe one third of the cyber nerd in it. Now obviously, there’s been gushing about “Can’t feel the energy in,” but we just saw infinity war, let’s just run down all… Let’s get the boring stuff out the way, this movie is directed by Anthony and Joe Russo, starring Robert Downey Jr., Chris Hensworth, Mark Ruffalo, Chris Evans, Scarlett Johansson, Benedict Cumberbatch, Don Cheadle, Tom Holland, Chadwick Boseman, Paul Bettany, Elizabeth Olsen, Anthony Mackie, Sebastian Stan, Dave Bautista, Zoe Saldana, Josh Brolin, Chris Pratt, I feel like I’ve missed someone out.

Raven: You definitely missed someone.

Joe: Yeah, Samuel Jackson, that’s got the marvel Cinematic Universe in the movie. It’s alright, they will be alright.

Raven: You’ve missed Kevin Feige film.

Joe: He’s not…. He’s not…..

Raven: Say the man’s name.

Joe: produced by Kevin Feige.

Raven: Thank you very much sir. Give that man the respect man. The man walked on water on that film.

Joe: I don’t know about that. Anyway so we’re just going to dive straight into this and we’re going to do a five minutes review as we normally do, we’re going to start off with General thought and then Sam you’re starting.

Raven: yes.

Joe: Alright 3, 2, 1, Go….
Sam: Generally thought in the movie is that it blew my mind more than I thought it would be….


Joe what do you think?

Joe: I think this movie is super epic in it, I feel like it lives up to the ten year build up that we’ve had for it. I think the movie is amazing, really enjoyed it. Raven go ahead;

Raven: I think saying the ten years in the making, says a lot about this movie and I was thinking to get off and I think they got tied up together towards the end, this is the end of ten years of movie guys. so let’s say it like; whenever you have something like that, you know it’s about to be epic, so I loved it, I was prepared for it, some people weren’t.

Joe: You know what’s interesting…. let’s jump unto the story and so basically the general story is Thanos is coming after the six stones, he needs them and he wants to destroy half of the universe, everything you saw in the thriller, tell me about the story, what do think.

Raven: I like… personally I like it, I’m not sure about that but the majority of the population but I like that story, I don’t know why but I like it a lot.

Joe: yeah I thought the story was super sick as well. One thing that I really do like is the character Thanos, I feel like he was way deep than I thought he was going to be at many levels, I like even his team… like he had the….. what do they call them; “the black order,” He had the black order with him, I like those, they all had a different distinct personality, I like those as well, what do you think Sam?

Sam: first, the story was like, Thanos is coming after the 6 stones, for a purpose, no one or nothing is going to stand in his way because of what he thought in the past and so there was nothing the avenger could do about it.

Joe: Yeah, there’s one thing that I really liked about that, so Thanos, In the movie feels like he had failed and now that it was his mission to do this and I like that, they took it away from the whole he was trying to impress a girl thing, so I thought that was super sick too.

Raven: And speaking of girls, I do love his story with Kimora.

Joe: [inaudible]. Whatdo you think.

Sam: Everyone of his movie…. Like again, I don’t how Marvel does it but his scripts and his movie, just goes to show how no matter who you are or your where you’re from, all the characters when they do meet it feels like they’ve been together for ten years, like the guardian of the galaxy, to someone else on earth, they all mix well and Thanos just steals the show like every time his on screen, like there’s Thanos in there.

Joe: I think for this, all I’m going to do is talk about Thanos, I think we said it in like… despite of my homecoming review like Marvel characters just know who they are, they know what to do in it, so everyone else was great. Thanos is the new element to this and I think Josh Brolin murders his role as Thanos, to me this is a Thanos movie and this movie is not about Captain America, it’s about Thanos and I thought like he’s just he’s a great main character in it and I just loved him in this movie.

Raven: well since you spoke about Thanos, I’ll speak about everybody else, if you have been watching these movies for the past ten years, then you know that acting across the whole cast is great and brilliant. So there you go…

Joe: yeah I think one of the things, I’ll talk about the whole cost for a little bit. One of the thing is it’s funny to me how certain characters have like grown into role, like the four we get now, isn’t the same four we go in for one and it’s like obviously those movies weren’t well received, so they evolve the characters and I thought like that new four and this other characters like Cole and Captain America, that they knew who they are right now, ten years deep is perfect and it just meshes well, it’s amazing.

Raven: alright so we’ve got a minute to go, so let’s touch on director and technical stuff.

Joe: go ahead Samuel, you take this away.

Speaker3: so every set piece that they did was spectacular, the music was done perfectly, even when there no ambiance for a certain reason. And the script again, like the characters, even I’m guessing that they had a lot of freedom with what they have to do, the script was also perfect.

Joe: Yeah, I just don’t understand how Marvel just get these things so right, what I’m saying is like I thought that every marvel review we do we say the same thing, like oh the acting is great, the directing is great, like they’ve just got this formula unlocked and I thought this just goes further into it and I feel like it’s amazing.

Raven: Well what I’m trying to say is that it was amazing, it was great but every time I saw scenes, I was just shouting random stuff and making all sorts of noises.

But yeah, 2, 1, done.

Joe: Just like that.

Raven: Yes, that’s how it’s done and there’s a lot to be left out but we still have a lot to say on the spoiler reviews,

Joe: of course, let’s drop this and roll quick with it. Anyone wants to drop…

Raven: I’ll go first.

Joe: cool, what’s your rating?
Raven: It’s a broken sofa for me.

Joe: 5 out of 5.

Raven: 5 out of 5.

Joe: lit,

Raven: anyone says anything else besides that, I don’t even need to hear your rating.


I don’t going to hear your rating, it is established and I know we haven’t spoken amongst ourselves and I don’t need to, we all watched the same movie and if you feel any type of way….


Joe: Mr BLitztek, what’s your rating?

Raven: quit the cyber rating right now. If you say anything else besides that

Joe: Mr Blitztek what’s your rating?

Sam: I’m going to give it a 4.5.

Raven: Jesus Christ.


Joe: very interested, I’m going to give it five out of five. This movie’s hundred percent of broken sofa, this movie is a must watch for everyone who is invested any time in the marvel cinema universe. If you haven’t watched….. if you’re not invested in the marvel cinema universe, what I would say is; go watch a couple marvel movies and then go and watch this. Don’t just go watch this if you’ve never watched any marvel movie, like I don’t… I’m not going to promote that because you’re not going to understand the stakes behind this in it.

I’m just saying, watched the other Marvel movies.

Raven: so, understand what you’re doing but you’re just going to ignore my guy over here…

Joe: leave him, leave him there, leave him there. Anyway guys listen this has been our five minute review of Marvel’s The Avengers infinity war. Now what you need to do is watch the movie, then click on our next video Marvel’s Infinity war spoiler review, it is about to go down.

I’m Joe, one third of the cyber nerds.

Raven: and I’m Raven GS

Sam: I’m Sam MrBlitztek.

Joe: I will see you in the next movie review. Peace.


And Remember “Every movies is a masterpiece until release day, Only some stay there!”

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